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Sean McAlister Gets Got
Sean McAlister has a turd of a company that he and his drunk stupid mommy decided to call JVProductLauch. Sean and his hommies over JVPL will help you launch a massively overpriced fruaduct via...
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Speaking of Spiders
How you like me now Naomi Dunford? Shit Storms happen! It’s probably best not to do your own viral marketing campaign for my site during a run-up to a ShitStorm :: unless you have a “career” death...
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Tim Brownson :: Life Coaching in His Own Words
Life coaching is not a unicorn :: it’s fucking real. Just ask life coach Tim Brownson. You can even say fuck when you ask him :: because as Tim tells us in his twitter profile … I’m not your average...
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The Lion :: the Witch and the TrollDrones
Skeptics mostly like to talk about what it means to be a Skeptic :: it makes it all but impossible for a skeptical fake robot to be a Skeptic. If your skepticalism comes with a t-shirt :: then you’re...
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The Beauty of Everyone’s Voice
Remember that time when I pwned Mike Koenigs like a balding little bitch? Boom! Pow! Smack! Slam! Whamo! Okay :: yeah … it’s happened a lot. I like to do things that are easy :: it makes me feel good...
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Apropos of :: well I guess … everything. Fuck you trolls … 4eva! >> bleep bloop
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The Secret Hitler
Sometimes I’ve tried to be fucking funny about how The Secret has ruined :: and ended … people’s lives. Mike Filsaime and Andy Jenkins think I’m the comedy bomb … but I’m not sure I can compete with...
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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Prequel
Do you want to see Hulk Hogan 5.0 having sex with some lady who should oughta be bein’ faithful to Bubba the Love Sponge? Do you want Kathy Bates to hobble you with a dragon bone seriously infected...
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Fuck You Leonard Coldwell Motherfucker
Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Leonard Coldwell :: board certified PHDoctor … has had enough of me. Last time I talked to him :: and he didn’t have the man-sack to talk back to me … I was calling him...
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The Trillion Dollar Trial of the Millennium
It’s finally happened :: I’ve been sued. Was it … The Homicder? The Great Pyramid? The Godfather? The Giant? The Gnome? The Spider? The Rick Calvert’s Tacos? Nope :: it was Eliot Bernstein … who’s...
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